February 14th, 2013

Strangers and Fiction

Mr. Rude by Roger Hargreaves

1. On Wed, Feb 13, 2013 at 6:33 AM, —– <—–@gmail.com> wrote:

Unbelievable.  Is your book meant to be a spoof?  In that case it’s hilarious.  I’m sorry but you have won the stupidest boo of the year award.

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2. On Feb 13, 2013, at 10:07 PM, —– <—@—.com> wrote:

Dear —–,

Yes, in part, my book is meant to be a satire. But regardless, your unkind words have hurt me deeply. If that was your intention, you have succeeded. I am so sorry that you didn’t like —–. In order to achieve closure for both of us, I suggest you send me proof of purchase and an address and I will refund the money you spent on my novel. Perhaps you don’t understand how mean and hurtful your words are. I further suggest you tell a friend or family member what you’ve done, so that you may discuss your intentions and the effect they have, with the hope that you discover a more peaceful way to communicate in future.
Sincerely,
—–

3. On Wed, Feb 13, 2013 at 9:30 AM, —– <—–@gmail.com> wrote:

I’m so sorry. If it is a satire its brilliant. Please forgive me. Lately the writers that get onto the media, magazines, Forbes, Atlantic, have no business being there and it was driving me up the wall and I took it out on you. I a truly sorry. I should have known it was a satire.  I’m in Manila and ts like I have a bird’s eye view of America and I do not want to return.  The level of intellect has sunk t the gutter.  Again, forgive me.
Yours,

—–
3B

From: —– <—–@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Feb 13, 2013 at 9:32 AM
Subject: Re: Sorry
To: —– <—@—.com>

Dear —–,
By the way, my wife is upset with me as well.  I will put a check on myself in the future.

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  • http://twitter.com/restthesoul Carlos Fuembuena

    bwahahahaha. what a bizarre third act/denoument